
Okay, so I'm going to be this fantastic mom and make cookies with my children. My mind is filled with pictures of us taking turns stirring the batter, Olivia cracking the eggs perfectly into the bowl, and little smudges of flour on their cheeks and nose...
Not true!!
After announcing that we are going to make cookies, and talking the girlies into washing their hands so they can help, we pull the chairs up to the counter (because I'm not talented at making cookies on the floor). I get out the bowl and a few of the necessary tools: spatula, spoon, measuring cups, measuring spoons, etc. While I am locating the beaters, one has put all my measuring spoons in her mouth while the other has picked her nose. After re-washing hands and finding more measuring spoons, the spatula has been put in a mouth, but I'm not getting another spatula (don't tell Shayne), so I quickly push all the tools out of the way so that they can stay semi-clean, and notice my bowl is missing.

FOUND IT !! on Isabelle's head, wiped it off, took the beaters away from Olivia trying to put them into the machine. Got out the sugar, girls reappeared with spoons for their own tastes, put some sugar on the spoons, dropped the sugar off the spoons, wiped up the sugar from off the floor, put more sugar on the spoons, wiped up sugar from off the chair, said NO MORE SUGAR! and put sugar in the pantry. Got out the brown sugar, repeat the previous experience. Mix sugar, brown sugar, butter with mixers while all three of us have to hold it and I can't really move it around to mix really well...two minutes later I give each girl a popsicle so that they'll sit at the table while I frantically try to mix up these cookies before they finish their popsicles. Great experience, don't try it at home.