I don’t think I’ll ever understand little boys...
The boys are supposed to take showers, they want to take a shower together because they are both deathly afraid crickets will come out of the spout into the tub (yes, that happened, and now my boys will be in college before hey shower by themselves).
They go into the bathroom giggling together and close the door.
Few seconds of silence...
Begin screaming at each other at the top of their lungs (still behind a closed door...no water is running in the shower)
Q: THAT’S DISGUSTING! How could you do that!
C: it was an ACCIDENT! You were too close!
Me: WHAT’S GOING ON IN THERE?!!
C: we decided to try and pee in the toilet together and I ACCIDENTALLY peed on Quinten’s leg..
Q: you’re SO GROSS! HE PEED ON MY LEG!
I will NEVER understand what goes through little boys minds when they are thinking up all these “good ideas” to try out...